Sex-brain has ruined the English language

It’s true. Most of us (childish) adults constantly get a giggle out of accidental double-entendres. To that end, many wonderful and delightful terms, animals and concepts have been RUINED by this inevitable reaction from our sexualized culture. I blame¬†Brittany¬†and her friend, Amy.

Here is my un-finished list of words you cannot say in context without someone thinking the other meaning.

Animals

  • Beaver
  • Pussycat
  • Anaconda
  • Dolphin
  • Rabbit
  • Donkey

Foods

  • Melon
  • Coconut
  • Peach
  • Sausage
  • Nuts
  • Tea Bag
  • Salad (tossed)
  • Berries

Things

  • balls
  • drill
  • bore
  • shaft
  • knob
  • plunger
  • carpet (and it’s drapes)
  • bush

Verbs

  • Come
  • Squirt
  • Thrust
  • Lance

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