It’s true. Most of us (childish) adults constantly get a giggle out of accidental double-entendres. To that end, many wonderful and delightful terms, animals and concepts have been RUINED by this inevitable reaction from our sexualized culture. I blame Brittany and her friend, Amy.
Here is my un-finished list of words you cannot say in context without someone thinking the other meaning.
Animals
- Beaver
- Pussycat
- Anaconda
- Dolphin
- Rabbit
- Donkey
Foods
- Melon
- Coconut
- Peach
- Sausage
- Nuts
- Tea Bag
- Salad (tossed)
- Berries
Things
- balls
- drill
- bore
- shaft
- knob
- plunger
- carpet (and it’s drapes)
- bush
Verbs
- Come
- Squirt
- Thrust
- Lance
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